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When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words...

Cool Runnings. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dr.John in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,306


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I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.

Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ThePhoenix in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,455.6




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Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Randall in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,267.2


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Apple have announced they are bringing out a new electronic gadget in honour of Michael Jackson.

The iTouchchildren. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AngryInfidel in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,195.4


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Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lolmaster in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,075.4


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Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony?
Odd, because he normally just tosses them off. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ciabi in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,012.8


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The news makes me feel like a kid again...

All day I've had Michael Jackson rammed down my throat. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mr Droll in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 898.4


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For Sale: Single white glove with a slightly soiled index finger. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ludwigvan in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 667.4


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Why is Michael Jackson always late for work?

Because he likes to come in a little behind. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Kersal Missive in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 645.4


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Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jonnyisfunnylol in Celebrities - Michael Jackson - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 562



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