Jokes under Other > Dance
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How many Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no fucking reason. |
 
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by flowdyl1 in Other - Lightbulb (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,799.2
| I come from a long line of Conga dancers. |
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My son said, "Dad, can I start going ballroom dancing?" I said, "No, it's too dangerous." He said, "Why is it?" I said, "Because I'll break your legs, you fucking little poof." |
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Where do Blacks learn their fancy dance moves? They spend the first 9 months of their lives dodging coat hangers. |
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by Sheriff-bonestar in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 463.2
| I cannot describe how disappointed I am that the Congo weren't in single file in the Olympic Opening Ceremony. |
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| How would a dyslexic person dance the Y.M.C.A.? |
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by bigbenontour in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 186.6
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Heard about the retard who won the break-dancing competition? He only got up to get a packet of crisps. |
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by the chambers88 in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 130.6
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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white. |
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by Chewitts in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 68.4
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I wonder if tap dancers ever look at the floor and think... 'I'd tap that' |
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First Korea had "Gangnam style." Then we had America's "Harlem Shake." Can't see South Africa's "Taxi Driver drag" taking off though. |
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by Jo Brands used tampon in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 53.8
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