Jokes under Other > Beauty
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Madonna looks great for 50. She has the body of a man half her age. |
 
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Rihanna...."I want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world." A bit difficult when you look like Will Smith with tits. |
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There's only one thing flatter than Fearne Cotton's chest... ...Tesco Value lemonade. |
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"Mummy, Mummy, the kids at school say I'm a freak" "Shut up and comb your face" |
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by bumsquash in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 126.4
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A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing.
"Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the problem?" "The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!" "Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked. "Well, yes," the barber repli [...] |
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"I've got the skin of a 20 year old", said my wife. "You better give it back", I replied, "You're getting it all wrinkled." |
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I got a new ringtone today I bleached my arse |
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by electriclight in Sex and shit - Arsehole (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 35.2
| Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat. |
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I saw the woman who's in that wrinkle removal cream advert at a party. I asked her what her secret really is. "I'm twenty two", she said. |
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I done the ultimate multi task yesterday and shaved whilst I had a shit. Lost my job at the barbers because of it though. |
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