Jokes under Crime > Corruption

A Greek mayor visits his Italian colleague. He gets shown around town and finally, they arrive at the Italian mayor's house, a beautiful palazzo. "Very nice", the Greek says, "but how could you afford this?"

"Well", the Italian says, "you see that bridge over there? The engineers told us we should use special, more expensive concrete, for safety reasons. But I decided to use regular concrete instead and with the extra money I bought myself this p [...]

A Greek mayor visits his Italian colleague. He gets shown around town and finally, they arrive at the Italian mayor's house, a beautiful palazzo. "Very nice", the Greek says, "but how could you afford this?"

"Well", the Italian says, "you see that bridge over there? The engineers told us we should use special, more expensive concrete, for safety reasons. But I decided to use regular concrete instead and with the extra money I bought myself this palazzo.

A few months later, the Italian mayor visits his Greek friend. He gets shown around town as well and finally, they arrive at the mayor's house, a big luxury mansion. "Very nice", the Italian says, "but how could you afford this"?

"Well", the Greek says and he points at an abandoned building site. "You see that bridge over there"?