Jokes under In The News > Lottery Winners
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Just before we went to bed, I said the wife "I'll just check the lottery numbers to see if I have to get up early for work on Monday" "I think you mean if we have to get up early", she said. "No, I don't", I replied. |
 
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| So I see the 148 million pound euro millions winners celebrated by having dominoes pizza for tea, I wonder how they're planning on spending the rest of the remaining 4 million? |
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The Sun: "lottery couple still buy lotto ticket". Funny, they never struck me as the type of people 161 million of something wouldn't satisfy. |
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Colin and Chris Weir have said they will find it hard to adjust to caviar, lobster, truffles and foie gras. I would suggest somewhere between 2 to 5 minutes in the deep fat fryer. |
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by cheesemaps in In The News - Lottery Winners - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
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The Royal Mail say they already have about seven tonnes of begging letters for the recent £161 million lottery winners. That's about the size of two elephants. Coincidentally. |
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by ProblemChild in In The News - Lottery Winners - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
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You can tell Colin and Chris Weir are psychic just by looking at them. They look like they have been celebrating this moment their whole lives already. |
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by frednmax in In The News - Lottery Winners - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7.6
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I heard the big lottery win was rigged... It had to be to lift the couple up to the winner's podium. |
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by Unassigned in In The News - Lottery Winners - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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Daily Star Sunday headline is "Lotto Couple on the run" Run? Those fat cunts? |
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by clarkbatfan in In The News - Lottery Winners - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
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I loved my wife so much. Until she went on holiday with her friends & sent me a postcard from Barbados saying "You won the lottery!" |
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by Cunning5tunts in In The News - Lottery Winners - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
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Just saw on the news that the couple who won the lottery are still going to buy a ticket for next weeks draw. Seems they're a pair of greedy bastards in more ways than one...... |
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by Bobs Your Auntie in In The News - Lottery Winners - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3.8
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