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The president of Fifa, Sepp Blatter, has come under more criticism about goal-line technology, this time from his wife.

She said, "It doesn't surprise me, I've been asking him for years whether it was in or not."
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Joke by DeltaMcLovin10 in In The News - Sports Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 473.2


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Sepp Blatter is not racist.
White, brown, colour is unimportant to him. It's the contents of the envelope that matters.
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Joke by chalky in Celebrities - Sepp Blatter - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 162.8




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Dear Mr Blatter,

I have your family hostage and will execute one a day until you install 'Goal Line' technology.

Now do you think I've crossed the line?

Yours sincerely.
Fat Frank
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Joke by tometoyou in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 128.2


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Sepp Blatter has told Stephen Lawrence's parents to just shake hands with Gary Dobson and David Norris and forget about it I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by POOLSLAD in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 120.2


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Due to Italy's disallowed goal, Sepp Blatter has said the offside rule is no longer a necessity in football. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sickbastard93 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 29.6


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I called Sepp Blatter a fat, ignorant Swiss cunt at a dinner party we both attended.

I don't understand why he got so angry though. After all, I did offer to shake his hand.
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Joke by ray piste in Celebrities - Sepp Blatter - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 25.6


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He's fat, he's Swiss, his press conference took the piss. Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by CristianoRonaldosHairGel in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 21.2


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Sepp Blatter's comments on racism were ridiculous. Players across England suffer discrimination everyday, usually from FIFA for being English. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by MilesOffTheMark in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 16.2


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SeppBlatter: "Fifa has a long standing and proud record in the area of anti discrimination which will continue."

RioFerdy5 "@SeppBlatter to say what you said about racism in football spoke volumes of your ignorance to the subject."

SeppBlatter "@RioFerdy5 fuck off nigger"
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Joke by Jokemon in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 15.2


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Sepp Blatter's comments that a spot of racism can be sorted out with a simple handshake after the match are absolutely disgusting.

Who the fuck wants to shake hands with a nigger?
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Joke by Mr Michael Hunt in Celebrities - Sepp Blatter - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 8.8



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