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|BBC NEWS : E-coli breakout related to cucumbers; 7 women dead in Sweden, 5 women dead in Holland, 3 women dead in France and 1 man in Brighton.|
Health Representatives have warned all countries to avoid eating tomatoes, lettuces and cucumbers.
Americans are claiming to have been preparing for this for years.
I went up to the girl at the sandwich bar and said, "I'll have a ham salad sandwich, please, and can you take the cucumber out?"
Some slags will pleasure themselves anywhere.
I walked up to this ugly fat girl in a club and said 'My cock's like a cucumber'
She replied 'Why, is it long and hard?'
I said 'No it's infected'
Typical! I'm cooking my mother-in-law dinner today for the very first time and I'm not even hungry.
Starter: Cucumber Soup.
Main: Cucumberland Sausages with Cucumber Sauce, on a Cucumber Mash.
Dessert: Cucumber Ice-Cream with sliced Cucumber on top.
I don't know why the Germans have an e-coli problem.
They killed all the fruits and vegetables in the last war.
|Given the collapsing price of cucumbers and other vegetables, I think it might be time to start spreading a rumour that E.coli is spread by petrol, water, electricity and gas...|
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