Jokes under In The News > Health News
| I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be killed by a cucumber. |
 
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by pepsimax in In The News - Health News - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,757.4
| BBC NEWS : E-coli breakout related to cucumbers; 7 women dead in Sweden, 5 women dead in Holland, 3 women dead in France and 1 man in Brighton. |
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submitted by cuntmeistergeneral, originally by Leeeroyeeeboyeee in In The News - Health News - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 362.2
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Health Representatives have warned all countries to avoid eating tomatoes, lettuces and cucumbers. Americans are claiming to have been preparing for this for years. |
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by rustyspoon91 in In The News - Health News - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 273.6
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I went up to the girl at the sandwich bar and said, "I'll have a ham salad sandwich, please, and can you take the cucumber out?" Some slags will pleasure themselves anywhere. |
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by summerfever in In The News - Health News - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 239.6
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I walked up to this ugly fat girl in a club and said 'My cock's like a cucumber' She replied 'Why, is it long and hard?' I said 'No it's infected' |
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by armadillo150 in In The News - Health News - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 232.6
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Typical! I'm cooking my mother-in-law dinner today for the very first time and I'm not even hungry. Starter: Cucumber Soup. Main: Cucumberland Sausages with Cucumber Sauce, on a Cucumber Mash. Dessert: Cucumber Ice-Cream with sliced Cucumber on top. |
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by TheRizzler in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 230.4
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I don't know why the Germans have an e-coli problem. They killed all the fruits and vegetables in the last war. |
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by amosthegross in Racism - German (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 214.2
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What's all this about a killer vegetable? Has Harvey finally gone on the rampage? |
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by Mikehawksbig in In The News - Health News - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 206.6
| Given the collapsing price of cucumbers and other vegetables, I think it might be time to start spreading a rumour that E.coli is spread by petrol, water, electricity and gas... |
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| Tesco's veggie burgers are being tested for traces of uniquorn. |
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