Jokes under In The News > Sports Headlines
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My mate asked me if I saw the England goal. Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match. |
 
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by im too funny in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3,468.6
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Dear Sickipedia, I have 23 jokes and I can't understand why any of them haven't scored very well. Fabio. |
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by FABIO CAPELLO in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,676.6
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I can't believe we only managed a draw against a shit team we should easily have beaten. I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. |
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by ham wallet in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,585
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? 'Cos FIFA said it didn't. |
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by kola in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,523.6
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England v USA - Kick off 19:30. USA will turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory. |
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by iamhere in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,209.8
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My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day. I almost choked on my vuvuzela. |
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by tiasarahellielorna in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,942
| Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad. |
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by Topcat88 in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,709.6
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I bumped into Sian Massey in the street today. I said, "Are you aware of the uproar caused after you officiated at the Liverpool v Wolves game? I mean, two Sky Sports pundits were..." "Yeah yeah," she interrupted. "Tell me something I don't know." So I explained the offside rule. |
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by veterandmc6 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,703
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Luis Suarez has apologised for not shaking hands with Evra. "I didn't realise it was him," he said. "They all look the fucking same." |
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Rio Ferdinand: "So doctor, is the knee looking any better after the second scan?" Doctor: "Go back to Africa." Rio Ferdinand: "Fantastic! The knee is going to be okay then?" Doctor: "No." |
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by El.hannen in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,277.8
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