Jokes under In The News > Super Injunctions
| Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally. |
 
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I went on Mastermind last week and my specialist subject was Manchester United. John Humphreys said, "Question one: Which Man United player is known as the Welsh Wizard?" I said, "I couldn't say." He said, "Correct. Question two..." |
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by FantasticMrFucks in In The News - Super Injunctions - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 391.6
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The welsh wizard. The footballing equivalent of Lord Voldemort. |
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by Unassigned in In The News - Super Injunctions - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 304
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Ryan Giggs and his brother walk into a bar. Ryan says to the barman, "I'll have whatever he's having..." |
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by Trevmeister in Celebrities - Footballers (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 245
| Surely it's the time the newspapers follow the example set by Pro Evo and just call him Ryan Greggs? |
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by TobyT in In The News - Super Injunctions - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 233.2
| Chelsea have just taken out a super injunction that prevents their next manager from naming Torres... in the squad. |
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by EvilDan in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 120.6
| BREAKING NEWS: He who must not be named has taken out a super injunction to hide news of his affair with Hermione Granger |
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by mikehaz in In The News - Super Injunctions (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 43.6
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BBC News: 'MP named Ryan Giggs.' Poor bloke, I bet he gets people making jokes about his name all the time. |
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by Fiddlerboy in Celebrities - Footballers (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 39.6
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I went to visit Ryan Giggs at his country retreat last week. As I was pulling into his drive I caught a glimpse of his horse as it flashed past my car, sprinting away from the stable at top speed. I ran to the door and shouted, "Come quickly Ryan, we'd better go and catch your horse. It's just bolted". "Give me a couple of minutes", he replied as he strode out of the house, "I'll just go and close the barn door." |
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| I say fair play to Ryan, if i was him I would've had a super ejaculation as well. |
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by Southalladam in Celebrities - Footballers (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 28.6
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