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A survey has determined the UK's most desirable place.

It's between Kelly Brooks' tits.
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Joke by 8 ace in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 130.2


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So, Danny Cipriani is now dating Jordan after being with Kelly Brook for a year.
I'm going through the same thing, I used to drive a BMW M3 till I got banned for speeding, now I ride a knackered old bike.
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Joke by KerouacsDawg in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 120




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What have Kelly Brook and Kate McCann got in common?

They've both lost children but at least they still have the twins to play with.
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Joke by Mikehawksbig in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 61.2


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It feels weird looking at Kelly Brook with clothes on.

Usually I'm naked or at least with my trousers down.
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Joke by JPLemon in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago - Current Score: 29


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I've just got Kelly Brook's autobiography......... It's called 'A tale of two titties' I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fralex in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 23.8


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Msn : 'Kelly Brook Looks Great In 3D'.


I think they missed out the '4' between the 3 and the D.
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Joke by grrreat in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 11


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So Kelly Brook is pregnant.
That will be three things around 7lb she will have that I would love to cum over.
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Joke by hamboner in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 7.2


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That Kelly Brook is no bimbo.

I was interviewing her over the phone, for a magazine I was working for.

She says "Go ahead, shoot,"

"How the hell did you know I was masturbating?" I said.

"Come again?" she replied.

How the hell did she know I was having a second one?
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Joke by Cazzo in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 7


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What makes a fantastic pair of tits?

Kelly Brook's Mam and Dad.
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Joke by Dark Star in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 6.6


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I was sad to hear that Kelly Brook had lost her baby today.
But if she's looking for someone to breast-feed in order to fill the void, I'll take one for the team.
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Joke by FantasticMrFucks in Celebrities - Kelly Brook - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 5



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