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Latest reports have stated the fires in Camden have caused around 25p of damage. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Drifter in In The News - Fires - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 197.4


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I was disgusted and angered to hear that Mick Philpott had set fire to his house and killed his kids.

How the fuck can he afford petrol on benefits?
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Joke by city hobgoblin in In The News - Fires - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 128.8




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Police have had to wait until today to remove the bodies from the burnt-out manor house in Maesbrook. A spokesperson said they had to wait until everything had cooled down.

Too right - well, you wouldn't want a warm Fosters, would you?
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Joke by B10ke in In The News - Fires - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 108.6


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To help the 'Bush Fire Victims', a number of Australian singers have joined forces for a charity record.
'Fry Me Kangaroo Brown Sport' goes out on sale this Monday.
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Joke by Embassy in Racism - Australian (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 62


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I was really emotional about the Foster Family deaths. Until I found out the fire turned them black. Then I didn't really give a shit. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by donkeyjoker in In The News - Fires - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 44


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"Fire Kills 24 as They Jump to Their Death"

Keep it up fire.. one more and you've got a Nuke
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Joke by SureRape in In The News - Fires - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 38.6


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I got a Foster child today.

She's in an urn on my mantelpiece.
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Joke by Gash TL in In The News - Fires - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 37.2


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Five women have died in San Francisco after their stretch limo caught fire.

"I don't care what anybody says," Said one survivor, "We paid good money for that car, and it was the driver's job to open the door."
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Joke by poltroon in In The News - Fires - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 37


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Did any of you see a picture of The Fosters daughter? God, she was hot before she died. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Wolf in In The News - Fires - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 31


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You didn't need to see that picture of his kids to know Mick Philpott was a Derby County fan.
They both do silly things when they have matches in the palm of their hand.
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Joke by Cabron Monoxide in In The News - Fires - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 30.4



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