Jokes under In The News > Royal Wedding
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The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube. The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube. |
 
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by Tophat in In The News - Royal Wedding - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,706.4
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Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book. You know Harry's going to be in it. |
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submitted by nizzy!, originally by October Jones in Celebrities - Prince Harry (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,452.4
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Nice to see a black boy singing in the choir at the Royal Wedding. They've even installed a few trees so he feels at home. |
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by Biscuit777 in In The News - Royal Wedding - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 913
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It took a while for him to get the ring on Kate's finger. Never mind, I'm sure after tonight her ring won't be so tight. |
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I'm really looking forward to celebrating tomorrow. I'll be there, on the pavement, waving my Union Flag and cheering at the top of my voice with Great British pride as the procession drives slowly past. Not the Royal Wedding. The Pakis down the road are having their dad's funeral. |
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by fundalungs in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 494.2
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Harry bumps into William at the reception. "Brilliant do, bruv. Have you seen Dad?" "He wasn't invited, mate," replies Wills, "but mine's dancing with Camilla." |
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by drof in Celebrities - Royalty (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 432.8
| So Will and Kate drove off in his dad's Aston Martin. I wonder why he didn't use his mother's car? |
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by bananaaaron in Celebrities - Princess Diana (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 411
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Kate Middleton's dress has brought tears to the eyes of countless children across the world; as they are forced to work extra hours to make sure the replicas are available in Primark from Monday. |
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by cookingfunny in Celebrities - Kate Middleton (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 374.6
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I really couldn't give a shit about this wedding on Friday and will be having fuck all to do with it. My fiancée will be devastated. |
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by sick.fucker in Events - Weddings (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 360
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God, the RAF are rubbish... ...they didn't hit one of those Germans on the balcony. |
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by Gareth4986 in Celebrities - Royalty (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 347.8
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