Jokes under Illness and mortality > Mastectomy
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I often chat-up women who've had a mastectomy. They say I'm only after one thing. |
 
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I just bought some Kylie Minogue Top Trumps. They are rubbish. I lose every time because my opponent always goes for number of breasts. |
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by Baldlice in Illness and mortality - Mastectomy (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 27.2
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I'm a vegeterian, but this week I have started to eat chicken breast again. If it stops chickens getting cancer then I want to help. |
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by graeme130287 in Illness and mortality - Mastectomy - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 15.8
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My wife used to mock me for having man boobs. It's amazing how quickly a double mastectomy can turn ridicule to jealousy. |
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by spiritleader in Illness and mortality - Mastectomy - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.2
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Sharon Osbourne, don't worry! Your tits are still bigger than Kate Middleton's. |
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The television was on in the hospital room, and I was watching Pointless. My wife hates being called that after her double mastectomy. |
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| So as not to get out done by Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham has decided to have a triple mastectomy |
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by Chillifrogg in Illness and mortality - Mastectomy (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 7.2
| Last night's darts final was as one-sided as getting a tit wank from Kylie Minogue! |
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by bollocks08 in Illness and mortality - Mastectomy (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 7
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I'd just got home from shopping, when the wife told me to sit down, she had some bad news to tell me. She then told me she's got breast cancer and was going to have to have a double mastectomy. My heart sank. I wonder if Ann Summers do refunds. |
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by wolfmaneman in Illness and mortality - Mastectomy - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 6.2
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What's the difference between sitting in the back seat of a Reliant Robin and feeling around inside Kylie Minogues blouse? You feel a bigger tit in the Reliant Robin |
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by dazzharvey in Illness and mortality - Mastectomy - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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