Jokes under Sex and shit > Aphrodisiacs
My son asked me why oysters are Aphrodisiacs.
"Not sure son, maybe because they smell like fannies."
"Ugh, is that what mum's is like?"
"You tell me," I replied, "you were the last one near it."
Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a 'magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me.
Worked like a fucking charm.
|Tried spinning a gnu with a large frizzy perm around to improve my sexual performance, but it wasn't an afro dizzy yak.|
Woman: "I've got to say those oysters we had at dinner have made me all moist in my knickers."
Man: "Well, they are an aphrodisiac, fancy a fuck?"
Woman: "No.... they give me the shits!"
I just finished my Christmas shopping. I've bought Aphrodisiacs and Viagara.
If my wife wants her annual Christmas Shag, I might just be up to it this year.
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