Jokes under Sex and shit > Siblings
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I couldn't help but question the legality of having sex with a girl one day short of her 16th birthday, so I thought I'd risk it. Turns out that having sex with your sister is illegal regardless of her age. |
 
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by scabbymingegremlin in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 71
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I had a bike for my 14th birthday. It was my slutty 17 year old sister. |
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by frankspankard in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 19.8
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"I wasn't planning on buying those shoes,"my wife said."I just saw them,and had to have them." "No worries,"I replied. "By the way, did I tell you I bumped into your sister in the pub last night?" |
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My girlfriend asked me today if she died would i ever have sex or go out with anyone else? i said no,i couldnt do that to her. im already fucking her sister and her mother why would i look elsewhere! |
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by courtdizzler in Sex and shit - MILF (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 16.4
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My wife tells me that I'm selfish. 'You never think of other people' She said. 'That's totally unfair, I always think about your mother and sister when we're having sex'. |
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It was a sight to behold: she was lying naked on the bed, spread eagled. Her vagina was perfectly trimmed and wide. I had gone to pay a flying visit but she didn't know I was there yet, so I decided to have a wank there and then. I was rudely interupted when a man said, "Excuse me Sir, that's disgusting! You'll have to leave." Outraged, I said "You can't tell me to leave! She's my sister and I'll watch the birth if I want to, Doctor." |
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by ben1992100 in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10.2
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I had sex with my cousin once. It was relatively good. |
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My brother made the ultimate sacrifice at the weekend to ensure I had a better quality of life and I'll never be able to thank him enough. He started having an affair with my wife. |
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I have just seen my sister naked on facebook. I just stood behind her wanking. |
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I walked in on my wife having sex with my sister. ''Wow, this is uncomfortable.'' Muttered my wife. ''Damn right it's uncomfortable!'' I said sitting down and unzipping my trousers. ''That's much better, please continue.'' |
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