Jokes under Celebrities > Daniel Radcliffe
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I saw Daniel Radcliffe in the pub today. He was drinking from a bottle of whisky and crying uncontrollably. I said, "What's up mate?" He said, "It's over .. it's finished forever" I said, "Harry Potter?" He said, "No ... my fucking career" |
 
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by FantasticMrFucks in Celebrities - Daniel Radcliffe - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 27
| I'm fed up of Harry's owl. I just want to see Hermione's beaver. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Pervert (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 20
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Harry: "I can talk to snakes." Ron: "Yeah, well, Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter." Harry: "I have an invisibility cloak." Ron: "I have parents." Harry: "I banged your sister." Ron: "........" |
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by thesheepthatwentmoo in Celebrities - Daniel Radcliffe - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 14.2
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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Cause he isn't Fucking REAL. |
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by awfullawful in Celebrities - Daniel Radcliffe - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13.4
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MSN News: "Potter star dating TV hunk" When did Ron turn gay? |
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submitted by dannyboyle1, originally by My dad in Celebrities - Daniel Radcliffe - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 12.8
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'Harry, your glasses have broken!' 'Are you serious?' 'No, it's Ron.' |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Daniel Radcliffe - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 8.8
| Just seen Daniel Radcliffe on TV talking about his battle to overcome typecasting. He's done well to cover up that scar... |
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by iGrandad in Celebrities - Daniel Radcliffe - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 8
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Was in London today. All those wizards and young girls dressed in black. Camden is a fucking strange place! |
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by Raytheon in Celebrities - Daniel Radcliffe - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
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BBC News: Daniel Radcliffe struggles with alcohol addiction That butter beer is addicting stuff! |
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| Daniel radcliffe has said to wagner that it would be awesome to have a pet lion. So are dragons, winged horses, three headed dogs and werewolves pretty basic then? |
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by Tommo1990 in Other - Animals/Insects (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
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