Jokes under Celebrities > Prince Charles
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I'd planned what I was going to do on my day off for the royal wedding. It basically consisted of wanking, drinking beer and watching Jeremy Kyle, but my son has fucked those plans up now. He's asked me to help him out that day. I told him to fuck off, but Camilla said I should be there. |
 
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by Biscuit777 in Celebrities - Prince Charles - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 195.8
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Just saw Prince Charles on BBC weather. He's hoping the reign will end. |
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submitted by ConicalFern, originally by Nick Foster in In The News - Weather (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 138
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Prince Charles met residents of Tottenham who are on state handouts with no hope of ever getting a proper job. At least they had something in common to talk about. |
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by stevo21 in Celebrities - Prince Charles - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 52.6
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I was in the gift shop at the Sea Life Centre today. The cashier said "Have you seen the prints of whales?" I said "Yeah, ugly fucker. Big ears. Married a horse." |
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People are surprised by Prince Charles being a Burnley fan. But I'm not. I mean, look what they have in common with each other. Inbreeding. |
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by he6rt6gr6m in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 11.4
| Do you think when Prince Charles was a little boy, Prince Philip use to pick him up by his ears and run round the room shouting, "I've won the FA Cup"? |
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by sponge11rofc in Celebrities - Prince Charles - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 11
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I wouldn't be surprised if it was the Mafia arranged for Camilla to meet Prince Charles... They are well known for putting horses heads in peoples' beds! |
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Prince Charles leans forward to the carriage driver at today's Royal Ascot parade. "Driver, I hate to tell you this", he says, "but I think that the horse is about to shit itself." "I can't stop here Sir" replied the driver, "pull up her skirt and pass her your top hat." |
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by wonkawilly in Celebrities - Camilla (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 10
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Whats the difference between Prince Charles and Neighbours? one had a Mrs Mangle the other had a Mangled Mrs. |
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by Sickercunt in Celebrities - Prince Charles - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 9
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MSN News: Katie Price injured as car kills horse. You know, I feel really sorry, not for Katie, but for Prince Charles. That's the second wife of his that's died in a car crash. |
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by Loquacious T in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 8.4
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