Jokes under Religion > Buddhist
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MGMT isn't actually an acronym, it's the word 'management' condensed to four letters. It took me a while to discover that BDSM has surprisingly little to do with Buddhism. |
 
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A Buddhist goes up to a hot-dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything!" He pays for the hot-dog with a large note, then asks, "Where's my change?" The vendor replies, "Change must come from within." |
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I got a tattoo of a buddhist sage in between my arse cheeks. I was trying to make a wise crack. |
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submitted by why, originally by me in Religion - Buddhist - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 100.8
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A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't. |
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| In an effort to curb religious violence in regions of China, the government have unveiled their solution: I can't believe it's not Buddha. |
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Buddhist Suicide Note BRB, cruel world! |
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On a trip to Tibet, I was sat with a Monk and I asked for some words of wisdom. He said, "The challenges of life are like a mountain. One moment the mountain is there, the next the mountain has gone but then it will return." I said, "Mate, that's called blinking." |
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by illegalnature in Religion - Buddhist (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 71.2
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I shot and killed a Buddhist a year ago. This morning, a duck waddled over and kicked me. |
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I'm not a big believer in reincarnation. I've had my doubts ever since I was a young otter. |
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Buddhist A: "Hey, how's life?" Buddhist B: "I've had better." |
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