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I saw on the news that a French fighter jet has brought down a Libyan fighter jet.

That must have been one powerful distress flare.
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Joke by DrDonelittle in Racism - French (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,461.6


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BBC News: Gaddafi 'launching cluster bombs'.

Rebel forces to retaliate with Honey nut missile.
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Joke by cheesemaps in In The News - Libya - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 672.4




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BBC News : "Gaddafi 'Not Targeted' By US Strikes"

So we can safely assume that he'll be dead within days.
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Joke by The Glitterati in In The News - Libya - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 445.8


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It's nice to see that, with the money he's saved up,


David Cameron has treated himself to a war.
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Joke by MUFCdeano69 in Celebrities - David Cameron (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 390.8


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Coalition aircraft enforcing the no-fly zone have so far destroyed 144 Libyan tanks, thus ensuring they can't be flown. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by sparticus515, originally by @madeupstats in In The News - Libya - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 382.2


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Egypt, Tunisia, Yemen, Libya. A chain reaction of rebellions aimed at toppling governments
It's only a matter of time before the next muslim country erupts.
My money's on the UK.
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Joke by minoritybasher in In The News - Protests (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 367.4


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BBC News: Man dies after Grenade Incident.

Please let it be Bruno Mars
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Joke by WF in Celebrities - Bruno Mars (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 329.8


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Apparently, Colonel Gaddafi's gone into hiding and has surrounded himself with forty virgins.
Well, at least we know he isn't hiding in Newcastle.
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Joke by Clarky43 in Racism - Geordies (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 319.8


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Gaddafi once had it all and slowly watched his empire crumble. The trusted fled to opposition and now defence has collapsed... now the world is laughing at you.

Sorry, did I say Gaddafi?

I meant Wenger.
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Joke by bradfordlad in In The News - Libya - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 294.8


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At last, after years of atrocities and the appalling treatment of millions, it's over. Details are still sketchy, but finally...

...Westlife are splitting up.
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Joke submitted by dbrt, originally by @Alandavies1 in In The News - Libya - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 280.2



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