Jokes under Crime > Hit And Run
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A truckie going from Melbourne to Perth picks up a hitch-hiker. After a while the hitch-hiker says he's tired and lays down in the truck's "sleeper" compartment for a rest.
A while later the hitch-hiker is woken up by the noise of the truck running over something: "BASH!, BASH!, BASH!". "What's all the racket?" he asks the driver. "Oh, I just hit an Abo." "But, what was all that other noise?" "Well, I had t [...] |
 
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by immortalshadow666 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 687.4
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As a teenager reading the porno mags, my favourite shot was where she was draped seductively on the bonnet of a car. Much later, I saw it in real life. It wasn't nearly as sexy as I remembered. After the second wank I got bored and called an ambulance. |
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by the Known Unknown Joker in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 243.6
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The other day, a little paki boy ran out in front of my car and I hit him. Then I remembered that because I was only doing 30, there was an 80% chance that he would live. So I reversed over him a couple of times, to bring the odds down a bit. |
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by Fiddlerboy in Racism - Pakistani (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 162.6
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I've still got a red nose on the front of my car. I've not had chance to wash it since I ran over that clown. |
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As I was driving along I hit a black kid. He survived even though I hit him at 40. He must have been running a good 10mph. |
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If you hit me at 40, there is an 80% chance I will die. If you hit me at 30, there is an 80% chance I will live. If you hit me at 100, there is a pretty good chance you can get out of there before anyone takes your registration. |
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| It was nice to run into my ex-girlfriend in the street the other day - I reckon the dent in my car was well worth the screaming and blood. |
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I got in late from work and my girlfriend said, "What the hell kept you so long?" " There was a hit and run down the road and a old lady got hurt." "Aw ok, I take it you helped her then?" "No, I've been at the garage washing the blood off the car." |
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I took this little Paki under my wing earlier. I've cleaned most of it now, but he's left quite a dent. |
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Saw an old lady killed by a hit and run driver today. Terrible to see. It broke my heart. Anyway, in a totally unrelated matter, does anyone know of a cheap garage?! The front of my car is fucked. |
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