Jokes under Sex and shit > Toilet
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"Please leave this toilet as you would expect to find it," said a sign on the back door of the gents at my office. So I shat on the seat through a shower head and scribbled my mobile number on the wall, inviting people to call me for cock fun. Then they sacked me. There really is no pleasing some people, is there? |
 
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I saw the most intelligent piece of graffiti ever today. I was dropping a batch in a public toilet when I saw something written in very small writing at the bottom of the door. As I leaned over to see it closer it read.... "You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle" |
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by Captain_Handsome in Sex and shit - Toilet - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 432.4
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows... it's never been done. |
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I once had a pet ant. It lived on my toilet seat and I haven't seen it in ages. I think I must have pissed it off. |
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I was just washing my hands in the mens toilets, when I thought to myself; "I should probably be using the sink..." |
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I read that when you flush a toilet in Australia, the water goes the opposite way to toilets in England. That must make one hell of a mess. |
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by simonlomas in Other - Stupid (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 361.8
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I went to see the doctor. He asked me if I'd ever given myself a prostate examination. I replied, "Not deliberately, but the wife always buys cheap toilet roll." |
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A girl I work with said, "Fancy a bit of fun? Meet me in the ladies in five." I'm not sure she gets the whole idea of fun because she wasn't impressed when I started putting cling-film over the toilets. |
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by Bananafrittersarestilloneofmyfiveaday in Sex and shit - Toilet - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 256
| I'm quite nasty to my toilet, always giving it shit, but on the other hand it is always taking the piss. |
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| Isn't it weird that the majority of people taking a shit in a public toilet have a permanent marker on them? |
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