Jokes under Illness and mortality > Radiation Sickness
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I got arrested for flashing the other day. Then I was deported back to Chernobyl. |
 
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by WayOutWest in Illness and mortality - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 37
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I've got a mate who is really two-faced. Always talking out of his arse as well. I think he must be from Chernobyl. |
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by Razz in Illness and mortality - Deformity (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 14.8
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My new girlfriend grew up near Chernobyl, and although she has a slight deformity caused by the accident, I can put up with it. I don't care that one of her tits is slightly bigger than the other three. |
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by lovelyspuds in Illness and mortality - Radiation Sickness - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 9.8
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I heard that the Government wants to turn Norfolk into a nuclear testing site... What the fuck? I thought they already did |
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by ToxicWarFish in Illness and mortality - Radiation Sickness - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 9.4
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The health experts keep going on about irradiated food and how dangerous it is, but personally I think it's great! I can't shove it down my mouths fast enough. |
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by Aspen in Illness and mortality - Radiation Sickness - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 7.2
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Schrodingers cat: The film. No animals were harmed in the production of this film......possibly. |
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by Justsitdownandshutup in Illness and mortality - Radiation Sickness - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 7
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My grandmother always taught me to never be scared of anything you can't see. She later died of radiation poisoning. |
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Apparently fears of radiation have led to panic-buying of salt in China. What a great idea! When a cloud of nuclear fallout floats over your head and you quite literally start coughing your intestines up, just add salt and make a tasty soup. |
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by gone again in In The News - Natural Disasters (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
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I've been bitten by a radioactive slug. My superpowers so far; I'm getting slower, I can only go outside when it's raining, I'd happily drown in beer, I leave a sticky mess where I've been I don't think Marvel comics are gonna be fucking interested. |
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by kawasakistan in Illness and mortality - Deformity (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 3.6
| Edinburgh is the only place you can be sunburned and get trench foot on the same day |
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by harrisonater20671992 in Politics - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 3.2
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