Jokes under Politics > Nazis
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler. |
 
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I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion... |
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submitted by badhorsey, originally by Jimmy Carr in Politics - Nazis - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 597.6
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Why wouldn't Eva Braun give Adolf a blowjob? He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth. |
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by sodidwe in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 509.4
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I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph. Probably going Back to the Führer. |
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by Fuckdat in Politics - Nazis (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 500.4
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Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes. What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast. |
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Hans Lipschis, 93, has been arrested in Germany on suspicion of having been a guard at Auschwitz during the Holocaust. He admits to working there, but claims he was only a cook. I doubt that claiming to have been in charge of the ovens is going to help his defence much. |
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I was having a great time at the Nazi karaoke evening. And then I went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like I love Jews. |
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| Maybe the holocaust happened because a Jew got butter on Hitler's Toyota Yaris. |
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by username unavailable in Politics - Nazis - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 294.6
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I bought a Mars Bar today. On the wrapper it said, 'Win & Play with your Hero at Wembley'. They'll have a fucking job, Hitler's been dead for years. |
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| If Anne Frank saw Home Alone she would have picked up a few tips on how to beat the Nazis |
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