Jokes under Religion > Spiritualism
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Easiest job in the world - Muslim psychic "I'm getting an 'M'...... Does the name 'Mohammed' mean anything to anyone in the room?" |
 
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by nextover in Other - Superstitions (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 84.6
| A wise man once said "would you please stop writing down everything i say, it is getting very fucking annoying... God!" |
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| I was arguing with my wife, she believes in psychics, mediums and ghosts whereas I reckon it's all bollocks, just as I did when I was alive. |
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I went to Scouse TV psychic Derek Acorah to contact my dead father and sister. He spoke to my sister and reassured me that she was safe and at peace being looked after by Dad. I guess she's got over him raping and murdering her then. |
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I rang "Psychic Today" on tv. My personal Psychic told me that I was gullible,sad and lonely with more money than sense. How the fuck do they do it? |
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I don't get religion, believing in someone that did great things thousands of years ago in the hope they may do it again . . . . A bit like supporting arsenal really!! |
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I went to see Derek Acorah so I could receive guidance from my beloved dead aunt.
Amazingly he contacted her and we spoke for a long time. "Derek" I asked, "Is she really saying this or is this just what you know I want to hear?" But he reassured me that she really was telling me about her regrets at not doing that thing we had always talked about doing together and said I should do it for her. So I kicked him in th [...] |
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Why use two words when one will suffice? My wife introduced me to an old friend of hers whom she referred to as being "spiritually enlightened". She could have saved time and air by just saying she's "poor". |
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by sacredcow in Racism - Discrimination (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 6
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Why did Sally Morgan cross the road?. Because it's the only way she gets to speak to people on the other side.. |
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| Saying you are spiritual rather than religious is a bit like saying I want to go to heaven but I'm lazy |
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by joeyjojojnrshabadou in Religion - Spiritualism - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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