Jokes under Other > Work
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At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not. And your strengths? I'm Batman. |
 
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I applied for a job at Childline the other day. Apparently, "I like listening to children's rape stories" is not an acceptable reason for employment. |
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by NewRandomHero in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,669.6
| I could never work in the Jobcentre. Imagine if you got fired! You'd still have to show up the next day... |
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submitted by Dr. Mambo, originally by Wally Wang in Other - Work - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,470
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At a job interview. "What would you say was your greatest weakness?" "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think." |
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I have just been for my first job interview. I didn't get it - apparently making the "Hot Jokes Today" on Sickipedia doesn't make up for having no GCSEs. |
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I have concluded that zebras are black with white stripes. Why? When was the last time you saw a zebra with a job? |
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by chunderface in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,141.8
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A guy phones up his workplace on a Monday morning... "Sorry Boss, I can't come in today, I'm sick" "Dave this is the third Monday in a row you're had off. Just how sick are you?" "Well, I'm in bed with my little sister at the moment if that's any help." |
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by caliban in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,086
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My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?" "Not particularly," I replied. |
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Had a job interview yesterday and all was going well when they asked, "What is your ambition in life?" I was trying to think of something good to say, but they prompted me saying, "Be honest". So I said, "I want to get a score over 1000 on Sickipedia for a joke about niggers." Should find out if I get the job later today, fingers crossed. |
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| Going around a council estate on a weekday morning dressed in a suit pretending to be a bailiff is a great way to get free blow-jobs. |
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