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At a recent job interview:
What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?
Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.
And your strengths?
I applied for a job at Childline the other day.
Apparently, "I like listening to children's rape stories" is not an acceptable reason for employment.
|I could never work in the Jobcentre. Imagine if you got fired! You'd still have to show up the next day...|
At a job interview.
"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
I have just been for my first job interview.
I didn't get it - apparently making the "Hot Jokes Today" on Sickipedia doesn't make up for having no GCSEs.
I have concluded that zebras are black with white stripes.
Why? When was the last time you saw a zebra with a job?
My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said,
"You missed work yesterday, didn't you?"
"Not particularly," I replied.
|Going around a council estate on a weekday morning dressed in a suit pretending to be a bailiff is a great way to get free blow-jobs.|
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