Jokes under In The News > Riots
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My racist jokes are getting a lot of dislikes today. It's almost as if hundreds of niggers have all got new laptops or something. |
 
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by bluestreak242 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 5,679
| Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London, there will be hundreds of blacks running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol. |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman... ...had nothing to do with the London riots. |
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| Bloody Nokia predictive text. I only texted a few of my North London mates asking if they fancied a pint. |
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by flowncanary in Crime - Fight (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,410.6
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I was watching the news with my wife last night. "It looks like the Kaiser Chiefs were right," I said. "Yeah, very funny," she replied. "I Predict A Riot." I said, "No... Everyday I Love You Less And Less." |
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by Biscuit777 in In The News - Riots (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,201.8
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How many niggers does it take to start a riot? Minus one. |
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In an attempt to end the riots, Metropolitan Police officers have been issued with new uniform and equipment. A white sheet, a flaming torch and a noose. |
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by wonkawilly in Racism - Ku Klux Klan (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,018.8
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In the style of the Old Spice advert:
"Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using job centre he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is pos [...] |
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I'm right behind these violent niggers smashing up our capital city; it's about time this government were taught a lesson. I hope they burn the whole fucking place to the ground! What's that? The football's been cancelled? You fucking black bastards! Get back in your cages, you fucking tree-swinging savages! |
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I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street yesterday so I smashed him over the head with a shovel. I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to Argos and wish their delivery driver a speedy recovery. |
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