Jokes under Other > Nursery Rhymes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. However, if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just £2 a month we will dig a well in their village. |
 
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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dickhead." Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He [...] |
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| Old Macdonald spelled 'redirection' without any consonants. |
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submitted by jimmycunt, originally by Twitter @simonblackwell in Other - Nursery Rhymes - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 478.2
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Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O And on that farm he fucked some pigs, R S P C A |
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Woke up this morning, looked down and one of my toes was missing, There was a note stuck to my foot that said 'Gone To Market' |
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Photofuckingsynthesis, now fuck off. |
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Old Macdonald had OCD, E E I I O. |
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My morning routine is a bit of a nursery rhyme. Hump... Tea... Dump... Tea. |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick her fanny Jack got a shock And a mouthful of cock Cos Jill's a fucking tranny |
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| Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head. |
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