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As someone with Asperger’s syndrome I often get accused of not behaving appropriately in social situations but I’m telling you they’re wrong.

Anyway this afternoon I’m going to the funeral of a close friend, LOL! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by abudanta in Illness and mortality - Asperger's Syndrome - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 26


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I find it difficult to interact with people because I shit myself a dozen times a day.
I think I have Ass purger's syndrome. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by drof in Illness and mortality - Asperger's Syndrome - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 16.8




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What do you get when you cross McDonalds with autism?

Asburger's. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cant_touch_this in Other - Joke (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 13.8


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Anyone else see the BBC story "Dog killed with hoe", where a women's neighbour killed her dog after a dispute?

Shouldn't be long before his son with Asperger's Syndrome starts investigating. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by omgwtf in Illness and mortality - Asperger's Syndrome - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 11.2


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My female doctor's really hot but she said I have Asperger's Syndrome.

I think that means she likes me. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Baggaz in Illness and mortality - Autism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 8


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My name is Susan Boyle
I live my with my pet cat
If people think my eyebrows hairy
They should see my twat 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gcarey in Celebrities - Susan Boyle (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 7


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Imagine if you couldn't imagine.
You can't. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JackArnold in Illness and mortality - Asperger's Syndrome - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 5


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What do you call a chinese man with aspergers ?
precise-lee 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by eyetoy12 in Illness and mortality - Asperger's Syndrome - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 4.8


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One thing I learnt today. Never tell a girlfriend with Asperger's, "I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse".

Although, I can't fault her resourcefulness. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nobscratcher in Illness and mortality - Asperger's Syndrome - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.8



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