Jokes under Sports > Hockey/Ice Hockey
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I was watching the women's hockey with my girlfriend and started taking the piss when they only got bronze. "There's nothing wrong with bronze" she mocked "It's nothing to be ashamed of at all!" Yet when I told her later that she's the third best girlfriend I've had, she went fucking mental! |
 
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What do hockey goalies and Jewish girls have in common? They both change their pads after three periods. |
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by immortalshadow666 in Sex and shit - Periods (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 199.2
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Hockey, a sport for white men. Basketball, a sport for black men. Golf, a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. |
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The NHL: A fight where sometimes Hockey breaks out. |
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Why was the leper ice hockey game abandoned? There was a face off in the corner |
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by wamphyri in Illness and mortality - Skin (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 99.2
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What's a paedophile's favourite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period |
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I'd like to introduce ice hockey to the Chinese if I can establish a rink with them. |
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by snowjoke in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 41.6
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What's the difference between a game of Ice Hockey and a Friends Re-union website? One of them has fast pucks... |
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I successfully built a time machine and , get ready to celebrate people, I can confirm that England will win the World Cup. In 2050. In Hockey. |
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by Cumquat in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 15.6
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Libya- Plummeted to war by a egocentric maniac Egypt- Destroyed by a cruel tyrant Yemen- Sent spiralling by a merciless dictator Vancouver- A hockey game, eh? |
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by adad in Sports - Hockey/Ice Hockey (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 15.2
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