Jokes under Other > Recycling
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My wife says that I should use our recycle bin more. Little does she know that I've been deleting porn for years into the Recycle Bin. |
 
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by seamboyseam in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 132.8
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I got up this morning to find somebody had smashed my plastic recycling tub to pieces . Where the fuck am I meant to put the bits now ? |
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I always get back on my bike when I fall off. I'm a firm believer in recycling. |
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My wife left me because of my obsession with scrabble. Obsession; 11 points... |
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My dad always said that, when he dies, he doesn't want any fuss and we should just bury him in a bin bag. Of course, that was in the seventies, when things were simpler. Now we'd have to work out whether to put him in a black rubbish bag, a pink recycling bag, a green organic waste bag... Or just say, "Fuck it!" and drop him in the bottle bank. |
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by Fles in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 17.6
| The council wasn't very happy about the baby that was found dead at the recycling plant.... apparently it had been put in the wrong coloured wheelie bin! |
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by cairnszee in Sex and shit - Baby (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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Those designated areas for rubbish skips, I just think they're a space of waste. |
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by cannyman in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 12.2
| If I were a terrorist, I would just put a bottle in the tin bin, that seems to do enough damage these days. |
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by Seanybaby in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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After a night of drinking with my mates my wife came downstairs & said, "What the..! Why the hell are all these bottles & cans here!?" I replied "Because you obviously haven't put them in the bin yet have you?" |
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| My nan has just been lecturing me for over an hour about the importance of recycling. I didn't say anything. You don't fuck about with a woman who's used the same piece of tin foil for 37 years. |
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