Jokes under Sports > Martial Arts
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I'm currently taking a course in Italian martial arts. It's a lot like karate, lots of kicks and stuff, except there are two guys holding your opponent down. |
 
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I've been going to karate lessons lately, absoloutely fantastic; the other day I learned how to kill a man with my bare foot. It'd be great if I didn't get the crap beaten out of me before I can take my shoe off for once though. |
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submitted by Unassigned, originally by Wayne 'Check' Allen in Sports - Martial Arts - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 21.2
| My mate showed me some of the moves he learned in Karate class the other day. Believe me, you wouldn't wan't to be the unlucky assailant who would have to attack him in super slow-motion. |
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by CunningLinguistics in Sports - Martial Arts - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 19.8
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I've signed up for a new course where I hope to learn how to kick the shit out of the wife. It's called Marital Arts, but I knew what they meant. |
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I used to like Karate, but I eventually got pissed off with the non-sensical grading system. I mean, for fuck's sake, years of hard work being represented by black ? |
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| Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. |
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I've recently taken up Scottish karate. It's the same as the Japanese version but you're only allowed to use your head. |
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I said to my senile grandad "I'm a black belt in Karate" "Which Dan are you?" He asked. "Your youngest daughters son!" I replied angrily. |
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by burybob in Sports - Martial Arts (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 11.8
| Was watching a UFC fight between 2 black men last night when I noticed they were both sweating like pigs, and the fight had not even started yet. Then I realized; Black men, in a steel cage, surrounded by white men. Poor bastards must have thought they were at an auction. |
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As I picked my son up, the instructor said, "Your son's shit at karate." "No he isn't," I said indignantly. "He's got a brown belt." "Well now he's got a brown pair of trousers and left a stain on the mat." |
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