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1459499
Just got a call from my wife who was running in the Boston Marathon. She said they had a blast and she can't feel her legs.

Glad to hear she's having a good day.
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Joke by Nelsonland in In The News - Explosions (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 625.6


1020743
BBC News: 5 people killed in an industrial explosion in Lincolnshire making illegal alcohol

Police say one man is in hospital said to be shaken but not stirred.
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Joke by theboywithaporninhisside in In The News - Explosions - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 96




1459629
So I hear the Boston Marathon was won by a nose..... an ear and a finger I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tinkerhell in In The News - Headlines (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 92.2


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What's got 4 legs and goes woof?

The Piper Alpha platform
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Joke by sick puppy in In The News - Explosions - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 67.4


1169698
You spend ages waiting for a bus..

Then two grenades come at once.
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Joke by goonerjamie94 in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 62.8


1459680
I was impressed to hear that someone managed to do a mile in 5 seconds at the Boston marathon.

Shame it was vertically.
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Joke by buddy_millet in In The News - Explosions - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 16.6


276123
"Explosions rock central Baghdad". Cool!

Can't wait 'til they start their UK tour.
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Joke by Mr Stu Pidtwat in In The News - Explosions - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 15.6


1459604
I won the Boston marathon by two feet but got disqualified.
Apparently your whole body has to cross the line.
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Joke by PopeAdolf in Sports - Marathons (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 14.8


1021334
Triple distilled Bostonov Vodka - guaranteed to blow your head off.

And legs off.
And factory to bits.
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Joke by patricksarnold2000 in In The News - Explosions - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 9.2


1459534
Looks like there are going to be a lot more wheelchair entries for next year's Boston Marathon... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by grifteruk in In The News - Explosions - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 8.6



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