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Cheryl told Cher "Being in the bottom two is actually a positive thing."

That's like a doctor telling his patient after an MRI scan, "Just think of all the money you'll save on shampoo!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by NeverTooLow in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 287.8


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A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument.
So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had caused.

So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift.

"Any thing at all, my love", the guy said, overcome with remorse.

"Oh, I don't know", she re [...]

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Joke by mickle in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 225.2




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The worst thing about chemotherapy is that you can't eat a decent meal anymore.

She says she's "too tired" to get up and cook. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Smallangryman28 in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 140


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"Fight it, you will make it through chemotherapy," I told my wife.

"Thank you," she smiled, "You've been so supportive to me!"

I think it's best she didn't know that last remark was intended for the cancer. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Awkward Tortoise in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 124.4


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My wife has been undergoing chemotherapy for the last 3 months to treat a malignant tumour.

I’m not saying it’s a good thing, but it has halved the time it takes her to get ready when we’re going out. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 52


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I was hitting on a work mate the other day, i said "you're so sexy with short hair" She replied with
"I started Chemo a month ago"



She needs to work on her flirting a bit more.... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Bucky in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 38.2


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I see chemotherapy has been cleverly rebranded as, "No more bad hair days." I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 23.6


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I walked in on my wife having her tits fondled by a male chemotherapist.

So I gave him a taste of his own medicine.

He's bald now. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wetvag in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 19.8


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I'm thankful to say my Wife's Chemotherapy sessions are going really well.


She's not responding to treatment. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blandy81 in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 13.4


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After the chemotherapy, I almost threw up.

My wife looked absolutely awful. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Smallangryman28 in Illness and mortality - Chemotherapy - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 11.8



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