Jokes under Other > Photography
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I tried to send my girlfriend a picture of my cock today but my phone alerted me "Recipient may not be able to receive files this large". That's a nice boost for my confidence, anyway. |
 
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by Freddles87 in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 881
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London is so expensive these days. I went for a shit in Oxford Street and had to shell out £4.50 for a toilet cubicle. It was horrible too: it had no flush, a little curtain instead of a door and, to top it off, a disgusting souvenir photoshoot. |
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I can't believe I've been fired. Photocopying your ass is a classic office gag. I just didn't realise I'd leave skid marks. |
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I'm a photographer, and my favourite picture has to be the one of my wife hanging in the hall. As a professional, I just couldn't resist taking a photo before I cut her down. |
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by TheRizzler in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 112.4
| If you get nervous on your first day as an erotic photographer, just picture them naked |
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My wife hates getting her photo taken. Especially when she's having a shite. |
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I just got sacked from my job as a school portrait photographer's assistant. Obviously my definition of 'touching them up' is somewhat different to his.. |
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| Christmas again. 30 years married this year and Ireland is once again on the rocks. All the kids grown up and emigrated. The missus suggested I send them something to remind them of where they came from this year so I'll email them a close up of her fanny on Christmas morning. |
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by manjamexpress in Sex and shit - Vagina (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
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How come when a gang of women go for a night out, they always take pictures of each other on the toilet for a giggle? I once took a picture of a bloke having a shit, thinking he would find it amusing. He didn't, and thought it would be more amusing to slacken several of my teeth. |
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My wife and kids wanted a photo together while we were on holiday and stood in front of a fountain. As I stood on the other side of the road, I yelled that they were too far away. "Zoom in silly!" shouted my wife. I could tell that she knew fuck all about cameras as the picture just went blurry as I ran towards them. |
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