Jokes under In The News > Political News
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Chris Huhne wishes he could 'turn back the clock'. Which, let's face it, is yet another serious motoring offence. |
 
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Apparently the fire brigade could be going on strike in two week's time. David Cameron has advised the public to set fire to their homes tonight as a precaution. |
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submitted by storm05, originally by BBC Question Time in In The News - Political News - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 369.4
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Theresa May is claiming the new internet snooping laws will 'help trap killers like Ian Huntley '. Is it just me or shouldn't we be trying to catch killers who aren't in prison? |
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by totalnirvana in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 356.4
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Piers Morgan on Twitter "Good morning all, Has Harry Redknapp been made England Manager yet? If not why not?" I don't know either Piers, but if only there was some way I could listen in on his phone conversations to find out why... |
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by JTravisio in Celebrities - Piers Morgan (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 266.2
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I think the NHS cutbacks have gone too far... I didn't even get a fucking sticker at the dentist today. |
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by cheesy_mumz in Politics - NHS (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 223.2
| For sale: one litre of petrol. Will accept two first class stamps or a Greggs pasty. |
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submitted by evil_penguin, originally by Twitter in Politics - Tax (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 222.2
| So I was rioting the other day against government cuts and the police gassed us with nitrous oxide and covered us in pepper spray. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... |
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I host a weekly pub quiz and last week one of the questions was about Margaret Thatcher...... a few days later she died unexpectedly. What are the chances. On a completely separate note......For all of you attending the quiz this week....... We will be having a whole round on Miranda Hart. |
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Ex-cabinet minister Chris Huhne has been released from jail after serving only 8 weeks of an 8 month sentence. So when they say "a week is a long time in politics", we now know it's equal to a month for everyone else. |
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I think David Cameron was just trying to be consistent when he left his own daughter in a pub. After all, he's already abandoned millions of other people's children. |
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by jackieboy1987 in Politics - Government (+ 2 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 57.6
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