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Apparently apartheid started when the president of South Africa went to put on a load of washing and found a note stuck to the machine saying:

"Make sure you keep the colours separate from the whites".
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Joke by owd humper in Racism - Apartheid (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 644.8


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I don't get it: apartheid is over and yet blacks still want to sit at the back of the bus. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by IrreverantTwat64 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 211.4




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I always try to be politically correct.

Only I go by the politics of South Africa in the 70's and 80's.
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Joke by Milo in Racism - Apartheid - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 68.6


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A nigger walks into a bar.
It's 1960 in South Africa under the law of apartheid and he's shot dead.
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Joke by Awesome in Racism - Apartheid - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 17.8


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To the tune of "That's Amore!"

If you work all day long
'cos your skin colour's wrong,
That's Apartheid!

Yes you work in the field
Without promise of yield,
That's Apartheid!

Then you're thrown off the bus
due to racial mistrust,
That's Apartheid!

And your face gets kicked in
for your colour of skin
That's Apartheid!
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Joke by shinwee in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 15.8


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I've always thought of the Apartheid regime as a particularly one-sided game of chess... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Racism - Apartheid - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 14


194775
You have to love the old apartheid South-africa ads. Omo detergent, keeps your whites whiter , and your coloureds brighter. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sir fillis in Racism - Apartheid - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 12


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If there had have been more gingers in South Africa then apartheid would never have happened.

At least, not to blacks.
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Joke by sacredcow in Racism - Apartheid - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 11.8


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Apartheid, the best fuckin idea since sliced bread!

...White bread, that is
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Joke by Dibod1 in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 7


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I was watching Comic Relief earlier, and couldn't help noticing a black woman with suspected TB.
Typical coons, always suspected of something.
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Joke by Thisisdifferent in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 7



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