Jokes under Other > Wordplay
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A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath. I tried to help, but I could only knock one out. |
 
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| Tea is for mugs. |
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A G N B: That's bang out of order. |
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Just been on bigbustycoons.com Damn, those guys have really good bus companies. |
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by DohertysDealer in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,443.4
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Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day. I nearly choked on my latte. |
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| Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally. |
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face. |
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by Biscuit777 in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,167.6
| I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers. |
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by sick.fucker in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,147
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Wind turbines. I'm a big fan. |
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| Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar? |
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by Swiss in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,948.4
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