Jokes under Celebrities > Boris Johnson
| It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963. |
 
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The Mayor Of London... Probably the only bloke called Boris that is disappointed that Russia won the World Cup bid. |
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by RussWWFC in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 37.4
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New Zealand has parade of topless porn stars on motorcycles called "Boobs on Bikes" due to pass through Wellington. Meanwhile, here in England, we go one better with "Cunts on Bikes", as David Cameron and Boris Johnson cycle to work. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - David Cameron (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 26.8
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"What a wonderful sight to behold", said the mayor of London as he strode into his office, "My very own Boris bike." "I do have a name you know", replied his secretary, desperately trying to choke back her tears. |
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by ray piste in Sex and shit - Adultery (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago - Current Score: 13.8
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Mayor of London Boris Johnson is to make a cameo appearance on EastEnders. So yet another thick bumbling blonde with big tits, to add to the cast list…. |
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by daza2121 in Celebrities - Boris Johnson - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.2
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I've just read that Boris Johnson's mother gave birth to him at 3:30am whilst dreaming about spiders, demons and monsters. She was having a nightmayor. |
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I just seen the picture of the boy who got Boris Johnson tattooed on his leg. I think it would have saved a lot of time if he'd tattooed two eyes to his arse cheeks. |
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by RaymondGrant in Celebrities - Boris Johnson - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 6.6
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Due to the recent happenings in London, one man has really stood out. Boris Johnson the only man who acts just like he looks.. A fucking Swede. |
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by KieranBarnden in Racism - Swedish (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 6.4
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Boris Johnson has just returned a letter I sent him with adjustments to my grammatical errors. Has political correctness gone mad? |
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by Themass__J in Celebrities - Boris Johnson (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 6
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It's makes you proud to be British when the first thing Boris Johnson says to President Obama is "You haven't paid the congestion charge for you car Mr President" |
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by II Fireflyz in Celebrities - Boris Johnson - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5
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