Jokes under Illness and mortality > Pain
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My wife has always proclaimed that there is nothing more painful than childbirth. Clearly never trodden on a plug in the middle of the night then! |
 
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by brightonperson in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4,237.6
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According to a TV commentator today, there is "Nothing more painful than going out of Wimbledon live on TV." That's an absurd exaggeration - what about a paper cut on the bell end? |
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by antibagdave in Sports - Tennis (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 695.2
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I've never felt happier than seeing my wife give birth today. The bitch was in fucking agony. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 411.6
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Pissing on a railway after a drunken night out, is a lot like calling in late to a phone-in competition. The lines will be closed, but you may still be charged. |
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by agoodshit in Illness and mortality - Pain - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 100
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"Doctor, my wife has severe pain in her appendix!" "Nonsense!" says the doctor. "I removed her appendix three years ago. Not a single person in the world has a second appendix." "That may well be true, but some people have second wives." |
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by Little Red Rooster in Other - Misunderstanding (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 96.2
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My ex girlfriend text to say that she'd made a voodoo doll of me. I think she's pulling my leg. |
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by CallMeSir in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 39.6
| It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's fucking hilarious |
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submitted by Denim_Bastard, originally by Bill Hicks in Illness and mortality - Pain - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 26.2
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My wife keeps banging on saying that nothing is more painful than childbirth. Third floor, Burns Unit... |
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by goonerphil in Illness and mortality - Pain - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 19
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Whats pink and divisible by 4? **************************** Baby tied to four horses |
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They say time is a great healer Well that's rubbish. I cut my arm and stuck my watch over the wound. That was 4 hours ago and its still bleeding like a bastard |
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by Dippedthewick in Illness and mortality - Pain - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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