Jokes under Other > Pantomime
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It was my local church's Christmas panto last night. I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years! I didn't go. |
 
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The lead actor in our local drama performance of 'Aladdin' was raped live on stage last night. The crowd did try to warn him. |
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by boombyebye in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 494.4
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During one of my shows, I amazed the audience by farting continuously for a full fifteen minutes. The only person who wasn't amused was my co-star Brian. He stormed off the stage, vowing to never again play the back-end of a Pantomime Horse. |
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| A Charity Pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "he's behind you!" |
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| Mimes have an interesting job... to say the least. |
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by lokeyslave in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 64.6
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The shortest fairytale in the world: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl like each other. Boy asks for girl's hand in marriage. Girl says "no". Boy lives happily ever after The End. |
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by hey.arrow.you.little.wheelbarrow in Other - Pantomime - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 59
| Whenever I see a respected actor in panto I always like to shout 'It's beneath you!'. |
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I've just seen seven black dwarfs. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we.................... Ah, forget it. |
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| With the recession biting harder and cash getting tighter save some money by keeping your poppy until next year. |
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| Today I saw a topless ventriloquist. She was really good, I didn't see her lips move once! |
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by Dan.D in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.6
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