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So Gamu Nhengu is releasing a Christmas single to rival the X-Factor. At least it finally answers Bob Geldof's question of whether they know it's Christmas. |
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I'm a lawyer and would happily pick up X-factor reject Gamu Nhengu's case. I would even pack it and check her in at the airport. |
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by Morrissey1986 in TV - Talent Shows (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 57.4
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Breaking news: X Factor's Gamu is set to sign a million dollar recording contract next week. Unfortunately for her, it's a million Zimbabwean dollars. |
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I have invented a new Board Game where Black Singers are deported at a throw of a Dice. It is called "BackGamu" |
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Sky News: X Factor's Gamu Gets Home Office Lifeline. Luck bitch, I only had 50/50, ask the audience and phone a friend. |
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News of the World Gamu Nhengu has begged Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole to save her from the firing squad. WOW, these new live shows are getting better!! Pay per view anyone?? |
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| I don't know what Gamu is worried about - She'll have the same fun waiting each week to see if she'll be eliminated....although by Mugabe's henchmen is probably not what she would have wanted. |
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BBC NEWS - X Factor contestant Gamu faces removal from UK It took you 7 years X factor, but finally you are proving to be of some use. |
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