Jokes under Sports > Weightlifting
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I said to my mate, "I watched the Olympic Weightlifting Competition." He said, "The men's or women's?" I said, "I haven't got a fucking clue." |
 
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My local gym have an offer on at the moment. Pay for a one-to-one with a fitness instructor and get a free protein drink. Well I'm not falling for that one again. |
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| I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar. |
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Gently pull back the material covering your desire,
Slowly plunge your fingers inside the pink flesh Start to rub up and down, gradually building speed Softly place your tongue in the tight gap, Carefully lick the full length of the orifice and use your teeth to gently tease it loose, Lovingly enter your penis and thrust backwards and forwards until the juices start to flow, Pull out quickly and empty your load on the soft supple skin above the cavity. < [...] |
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by possiblepervert in Sex and shit - Oral Sex (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 59.2
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Just did 100 pull ups today This new belt is shit! |
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by cianz182 in Other - ??? Random (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 36.6
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My brother asked me if I could give him a lift to the gym and back today. Well done Pete. You really have nailed the concept of going to the gym right on the fucking head. |
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How is a six-pack like an iPhone? If someone has one, you can be sure they're going to show you it. |
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by Colonel_Catchphrase in Sports - Weightlifting - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 13
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Fed up of being Fat and Ugly ? Join my Gym and just be Ugly |
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I asked my mate what he thought of my wife. "Well, to be honest", he said, "she's ugly as fuck". I don't think she'll ever invite him for tea again. |
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What's a weights bench and a gaming chair got in common? Both are used by large, desperate, antisocial cunts with freakishly strong wrists. |
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by fistheadx36 in Other - Video Games (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7
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