Jokes under Racism > Native American
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A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks "Do you have a reservation?" |
 
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I was scared shitless when i went to visit the native american tribe. They come up with the weirdest nicknames. |
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by BenjaminCornish in Racism - Native American - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 120.2
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The American national anthem has a line.. "Home of the Brave" Well I suppose it used to be until they murdered all the fucking Indians! |
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by spangletoss in Racism - Native American - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 87.2
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One day a tiny Apache Indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull's tent. "Sitting Bull," he asked, "why does every man in our tribe have such long complicated names?" "Well," said Sitting Bull, "it's simple: whenever a baby is born, his father wanders outside, absorbs the wonder of nature and then names his child after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?" |
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An army fort in the wild west is about to be attacked by renegades, so the captain sends for his trustiest Indian scout.
"Use all your tracking skills to estimate the sort of war party we are up against." orders the captain. The scout lays down and puts his ear to the ground, "big war party," he says, "one hundred braves in war-paint. Two chiefs, one on a black horse, one on a white horse and also a medicine man with a limp." < [...] |
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| The Native Americans used to trust the white man; now they have their reservations. |
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This little Sioux Indian boy burst into the butchers today. "Woah!" I said, "You're going to cause an accident like that, running quickly into shops." He said, "How do you know my name?" |
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by DUMPERTRUCK in Racism - Native American - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 37.8
| A native American sex shop has opened up nearby, so I had to go in and buy a wet-dreamcatcher |
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They told me straight away at the interview that I wasn't suitable for the job. "You haven't had any experience in the restaurant business as a Sous Chef, have you?" they said. "How could you tell?" I asked. "Well," came the reply, "the eagle feathers and warpaint." |
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by emptyhead in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 24.4
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I had a Native American lady bring her daughter to my doctors surgery today.
"She grazed her knee" the mother said. "Ok, Grazed Her Knee," I replied "and what seems to be the matter with you?" "She's not called grazed her knee" responded the woman. "I thought that was her Indian name," I said, embarrassed. "How?" "Are you taking the piss? she asked. < [...] |
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