Jokes under Celebrities > Taylor Swift
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Girl meets boy, Girl and boy fall in love, Girl and boy encounter some difficulties, Girl and boy get over it and love each other forever. There, my prediction for every song Taylor Swift will ever record. |
 
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by NeverTooLow in Celebrities - Taylor Swift - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 92.8
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Taylor Swift. Her music may be shit but she can knock you up a suit in less than an hour. |
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I just saw the Facebook group: "Guys need to listen to Taylor Swift cause then they'd understand girls better." Here is a quote from one of Taylor Swift's songs: "I said 'leave' but all I really want is you to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming 'I'm in love with you'!" I know that feeling: stoning someone's window is the key to anyone's hearts. |
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U.S President Barack Obama has said that Kanye West is a "Jackass" for what he did to Taylor Swift. Kanye West apoligised to Taylor Swift later that day. Hey, Barack, just to push him over the top, you should call him a gay fish! |
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by cereal-killer-123 in Celebrities - Barack Obama (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 43.8
| My least favourite sex position is called the Taylor Swift; getting interrupted half way through. |
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I went to the library and asked for a biography on Taylor Swift. The Librarian said "I'm a gonna let you finish, but Beyonce's biography was the greatest biography of all time." |
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by Kiwisicki in Celebrities - Taylor Swift - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 25.6
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Has anybody seen Taylor Swift's Handbag? She left it backstage at the........ Oh wait..... |
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I was listening to one of Taylor Swift's songs earlier when I heard the lyrics "I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive" In case you don't realise Taylor, women don't drive, and another point, where the hell is my fucking sandwich? ------ ... you lose man points for listening to Taylor Swift. Which brings me to my next point - you must be a girl. Now make your own fucking sandwich, bitch. |
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| Taylor Swift must be the first person to have something given back to her after a black man stole it |
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Taylor Swifts new album is about falling in love, previous romances and heartbreak with various people. At 19 you have to say........ SLAG. |
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