Jokes under TV > Sport
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As a Christian I was deeply offended by tonight's Top Gear where it was suggested that the the new 'Stig' was born in Israel. The Stig is a fictional character dressed in white, whose entire history is nothing more than a load of ridiculous, made up stories and no one has ever actually seen him. Whereas Jesus... |
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Clarkson's fat. Hammond's short. May's got poor dress sense. The Stig can't show his face in public. Together they make a convincing paedophile. |
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by ashsicksim in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 657.8
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I've just bought the 2010 Top Gear calendar. Clarkson and Hammond aren't in it but May is. |
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submitted by kenyon09, originally by danny2008 in TV - Sport - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 483
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I watched Top Gear on Sky Plus tonight with Cameron Diaz. My hand went from 0-60 in 1.2 seconds |
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| The Mexican Ambassador has complained to the BBC about comments on Top Gear. Richard Hammond is accused of calling Mexicans lazy. Mr Eduardo Medina Mora, 54, said that he saw the show live on Sunday and rang to complain as soon as he woke up on Tuesday afternoon. |
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Some say that he flooded Pakistan after a Paki sprayed him with a hose pipe. All we know is, he's called the Stig. |
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| Brazil's new stadium looks good, I expected the pitch to just be a strip of turf on the edge of the box. |
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I got struck by lightning twice yesterday..... All I said was that Gladiators is shit. |
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| Anyone else find it ironic that despite all the news reports of British Forces not having the right equipment, Top Gear managed to secure plenty on last nights episode. |
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by drfish in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 179.6
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