Jokes under Celebrities > Coleen Rooney
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-Colleen we'll have to start thinking of a name for the baby. -'kay. |
 
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by marley in Celebrities - Footballers (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 100.8
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Sun's headline: "Coleen will make Wayne pay." Won't that just make her a hooker as well? |
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by neiloneilo in Celebrities - Footballers (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 41.4
| Coleen Rooney is such a thick Scouse bitch. When she was told Wayne had paid 1200 pounds for an escort she asked if it was taxed and had an MOT! |
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by killthemotherinlaw in Racism - Scousers (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 23.2
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Dear Wayne, I'm so pleased you're coming home. My gran says she's missed you. Love Coleen |
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by Turbanhater2 in Celebrities - Coleen Rooney - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 21.2
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After delivering her son, the doctor turns to Coleen Rooney and says "I'm sorry to have to tell you, but the birth was very difficult and I'm afraid your cunt is in a terrible state". She says "oh, don't worry about him... he'll get over it". |
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by News paper in Celebrities - Coleen Rooney - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 19
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OK Magazine; Coleen: "He'll never find anyone like me!" He blatently did otherwise he wouldnt've hired the prostitute, would he? |
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by Habbaz804 in Sex and shit - Prostitutes (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 16.6
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Cunt like a builder's bucket, piles, saggy leaking tits, stretch marks, post natal depression ? NOW you're a real woman Coleen ! |
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After announcing they are expecting a second child, Coleen Rooney says Wayne is an excellent dad. "Even though Kai is only nearly 3, he likes nothing better than sitting down and trying to read books like the hungry caterpillar with Wayne." It's believed Wayne is on the verge of reading it unaided. |
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| So, now Coleen has two cunts that look an absolute mess. |
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by owd humper in Celebrities - Coleen Rooney - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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Today a midwife delivered the baby of Wayne & Colleen Rooney,she turned and passed the newborn to a second midwife who had just entered the delivery room,she said; "What the fuck do you want me to do with that... Chip it,roast it,bake it or mash it?" |
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by Hugh Jerection in Celebrities - Coleen Rooney - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 11
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