Jokes under Sports > Baseball
| Sometimes, life throws you a curve ball and you just don't know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor... |
 
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I went on Dragons Den and introduced myself then showed them my pitch. It hit Bannatyne right in the mouth, the cunt. |
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I see that the Americans are taking part in another pointless conflict which takes part in a country the rest of the world has no interest in, and even when they win nobody cares. World Series Baseball. |
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by shamblesuk in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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It was night time. A black man stared menacingly at me, eyes cold and narrowed. He was armed with a baseball bat and looked pretty intent on using it. I couldn't take the risk. He can't have been 20 paces away when I shot him in self-defence. That's me banned from the Major Leagues. |
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If Life throws you a curve ball Stop playing shitty American sports with a hippy |
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| Why is that that when you look at aluminium baseball bats on Amazon.co.uk, the second item on the "also bought" list is a balaclava? |
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A Scotsman moves to Chicago and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!"
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN! RUN!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. Â The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls "Walk!&quo [...] |
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by Bluewolf1976 in Other - Misunderstanding (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
| Statistics has showed us that the most popular sport in Russia is baseball. This year already have sold 10 baseballs, 4 gloves and 150000 baseball bats. |
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| There's a new black kid just joined my son's baseball team. He's a fantastic hitter, and he's already broken the club record for stolen bases. God knows where he's keeping them all. |
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I've just bought a baseball endorsed clock. I like it, but every time it strikes 1 the fucker circles my living room. |
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