Jokes under Illness and mortality > Medical
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
Impressively, only 2% of the people I operated on died last year.
But for some reason the authorities think that's too high for a dentist.
"Oral or anal first?" my wife asked with a grin.
"What do you think?"
"I'm thinking anal," she smiled.
"Okay," I sighed. "I suppose I've got to take both tablets at some point."
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