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My new girlfriend's breath is so rancid, the first few nights I stayed over I thought she was sleeping with her arse on the pillow. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by spunky lips in Illness and mortality - Halitosis - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 9.6


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My doctor said I have bad breath and gave me some extra strong toothpaste.

Now all I need is a toothbrush. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tdfboy in Illness and mortality - Halitosis - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 5.8




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Shrubbery, the vegetarians version of a carvery. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Pride of Lions in Illness and mortality - Halitosis - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.4


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On the way to work I saw an injured badger trying to cross a country road. I got out and picked it up and put it in the field, I did however have a sly sniff of it's arse, so now when I'm criticising the wifes breath I know exactly what I'm talking about. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Stuart Torrance in Illness and mortality - Halitosis - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4


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I called my mate 'Lieutenant Breath'.

He said, "What's that mean?"

I said, "It's rank". 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by xxxxxx in Illness and mortality - Halitosis - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 0.8



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