Jokes under Politics > Prime Minister
David Cameron is chatting to an architect at a dinner party.
"You know," he says, "if I weren't Prime Minister, I would probably design buildings."
"Great," says the architect. "If you weren't Prime Minister, I probably would too."
Following news that Maggie Thatcher has been hospitalised, work on the site of her grave has been speeded up.
Building a dancefloor big enough to accommodate all those people is going to take some time.
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I saw a picture of Margaret Thatcher defaced with a Hitler moustache.
They must have been up all night to shave it down that much.
David Cameron said today that sudden infant death syndrome, or cot death, is an issue that needs addressing.
May I suggest Thousand Island or possibly just a simple, delicate vinaigrette? Matter of taste really.
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