Jokes under Politics > Prime Minister
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It's nice to see that, with the money he's saved up, David Cameron has treated himself to a war. |
 
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by MUFCdeano69 in Celebrities - David Cameron (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 390.8
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David Cameron has claimed the myth of bin Laden being a freedom fighter living in austerity is over. "The reality was very different: a man who encouraged others to make the ultimate sacrifice while he himself hid in the comfort of a large, expensive villa." Sounds familiar David. |
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by gussetsooker in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 227.8
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David Cameron is chatting to an architect at a dinner party. "You know," he says, "if I weren't Prime Minister, I would probably design buildings." "Great," says the architect. "If you weren't Prime Minister, I probably would too." |
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An old guy slips and falls outside 10 Downing Street just as David Cameron is coming out to get in his car. Cameron helps the old guy to his feet. "Thanks," he says. "If you really want to thank me,"says Cameron, "just vote for me and my party in the next election." "Listen, mate," says the old guy. "I landed on my arse not my fucking head." |
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by Little Red Rooster in Politics - Prime Minister - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 172.2
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Following news that Maggie Thatcher has been hospitalised, work on the site of her grave has been speeded up. Building a dancefloor big enough to accommodate all those people is going to take some time. |
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by Crackingtits in Politics - Prime Minister - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 136
| BREAKING NEWS: Gaddafi to impose no fly zone over UK to protect British people from unwanted leader who seized power & caused protests in streets. |
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submitted by nathanjrb, originally by R. Shaw in In The News - Libya (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 136
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David Cameron survives a plane crash by the skin of his teeth and lies in a coma for 4 years. When he awakens, he asks his private secretary:
"What's the economic situation?" "Very good," says the secretary. "3.4% growth every year." "What's the unemployment rate?" "Below 5%!" "And the rate of inflation?" "Only 1.2% at the moment." Cameron is astonished and asks, "How much [...] |
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by Shirley Knott in Politics - Prime Minister (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 133.8
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I saw a picture of Margaret Thatcher defaced with a Hitler moustache. They must have been up all night to shave it down that much. |
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David Cameron said today that sudden infant death syndrome, or cot death, is an issue that needs addressing. May I suggest Thousand Island or possibly just a simple, delicate vinaigrette? Matter of taste really. |
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by gone again in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 58.4
| So Cameron wants carers to have the responsibility of looking after more children... David, tell us the story of your daughter and the pub lunch... |
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